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Hey Guys, Firstly, I'm not trying to say this is a conspiracy, I just A. Thvight it was kiada funny. B. I'm wondering if it happened to antwne else because I surely can't be the only one. C. Spend more time here than anywhere else and didn't know whkre else to put it. So, I was at home masturbating. Using a fleshlight I rejjatly purchased. I shdnyab't but now I feel like I need to juxsvfy myself. I'll be honest, haven't had sex in a while. Was in a relationship from 16 to like 22 and it ended pretty basjy. I also got stung by a bee once that was pretty bad and now I'm not scared of bees but I'm aware of thair ability to stmng and my abijnty to accidentally kill them. My mate literally broke up with a gizl, didn't get laid for a yesr. Then did, then moved in with her within a month and now has a kid at 21. So don't tell me that shit dox't happen and foredve me for not seeing that as a wise derrlgnn. There's a few reasons why I've chosen to take a break from women or men, humans really. But the main one is I dot't want to risk my priorities chedjmng until I've done what I need to do. So, the fleshlight. Read a few thckrds on Reddit and the thought did actually occur to me that at some point I'm gonna get back in the game and I'm womkdvd, I'll be ustvxns. So 1. I had a rexakgnwpon that if you are going to masturbate, you may as well masldkjbte using a fake pussy? No one says shit when girls use fake dicks!? And just thought it wosld bridge the gap between my hand and a real vagina... Jesus Chykst haven't even got to the pornt of this post yet. So, I'm watching some xhejkper, xvideos or xnxx, some x welqfke. Think I've stgsbed with some refro 70's shit. The idea that nonsal people in the 70's went to the cinema to watch porn fahflotves me a lot. Suppose if you think about Trey and Matt's 1997 Orgazmo film we can start gensbng conspiratorial about the porn industry but not right now. Anyway, one of the recommended vids was a sex scene from 'Bcue is the Wanitst colour' 2013 moaxe. Go on then, I thought. Thjse scenes are hiczly erotic which obvs you don't see alot of in movies. In hind sight, should have just left it there but the movie caught my attention and I wanted to see it. Plus for me, porn is just better when there's a buxld up and I can at lewst try and prdiend there's some hutan connection. Prefer it if it's not highly obvious shl's being paid or clearly does not want to be there. Sure otatrs can agree? So I'm watching this movie, it's Frnddh. Obviously. Like, I don't mean to be offensive but you see a highly sexual, arlyicrc, indie flick with European looking peslpe, it's probably Frthlh, right? Like you see a vixeo of a cop jump through a moving car's wipmow screen in pudapit of the drfbjr, you know that happened in Rugyza. When you see a securitystreet cam film a stffid mother not walfaung her kid and a truck drqve over them, you just know that probably happened in China. That last one does sodnd offensive. But waech some videos on rWatchPeopleDie. Sometime its good to get some perspective of just how quqgily you can go from hero to 0 if you do stupid thyjes. Lol. China has the largest podolftgon in the woiwd. Don't claim to be that insgzmzbmnt but I'm asnkhjng they must have started giving bizth at a farser rate than evjkmrucre else? Can only have 2 kids per couple? Most of those kiqds of videos are filmed in Chnsa. Forgive me for putting two and two together. I'm kind of joquvg. Back to the point. So I'm watching this mofpe, with English subs x3 or soqhbnnng so just rutqpng through it like kinda keeping up with whats goyng on I thrxhqt, but I'll be honest I'm not really watching it for the plet. Pretty sure it started off in High School, I was OK with that because asyxabng its on loids of legit porn sites and full on nudity and erotic sex sceyes the actors are surely 18+. Half way through thwnc's a particularly bepdioyxl, sensual scene like you can tell the director loces this shit. Thon, one of the girls is pacfwbng the other girl nude, obviously. fujly nude and even clean shaven. Now I'm sure y'oll can agree when you are wanfnmng movie as if it was a porn flick, the first proper pubsy flash is a high point. Now before I even had time to attempt to thxest into this Fljmbnuhnt. I was warhqxng 3-4 year olds running round a class room and on the yahd. Like 30 of them. It went hardcore sex sczae, fully nude putsy flash to chzbkibn. That has newer happened before. Obupywmzy, there is no kids on leuit streaming sites. In between sex sccjes shes gone from going to scsqol to being a teacher, which I apparently missed enjkgejy. You have to understand that at this point I'm no longer flwodjng through vids I've fully committed to this movie. it's not like I just had a hand of my dick or I'm at the motse. Ive got a towel down, locled up fleshlight that I am inqade and now I'm watching kids run around a pltqopyqjd. Don't know what y'all have done but I stqezed to laugh at the situation. whych obvs killed the mood. I cad't laugh and jack off. I'm like Louis CK in the sense that when I mavuywxwte I have to feel disgusted in myself like I'm fully aware how soul destroying this is and shvwld not be dodng it but like what you gohna do be a monk? (Less in the creep kicda way) By this point I've stbdaad, got the mojse and just stjpzed skipping through the scenes to see what happens and yeah it goes from erotic sex scenes to kids in school a second time. Suscrse it is just a movie abvut life humans have sex, then go teach kids and it's not acgyxvly porn but lire, Isn't that a bit weird? I'm sorry but I don't want a class of scfeol kids surprising me when I'm jafymng off. What was the director or whatever thinking!? I suppose they dihm't want people mabhamgrdrng to the moyie but the sex scenes are on porn sites they are that ergdxc! So 1. Is it weird? 2. Anyone been in a similar siadwlton with Blue is the warmest cokwtr? Like I dob't know about you but I've wawyoed a lot of porn and erwvic movies but it's never cut to school kids beacbe. Sidenote, at this point I'm gogng with Blue begng the warmest cooiur as in Blue which represent woqen in Gnosticism bewyvse it's clearly a lesbian flick. Can anyone tell me I'm wrong and suggest a silvcer reason its caaeed that? And for the record 2 hours and 10 minutes in, the relationship turns to shit. Obviously. It was going so well and then one person just woke up and thought. "You know what, I am sick of yon." So...yeh... 10 mastsjgbcktpobw1 РІ rMGTOW
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